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SignedJannis 4 day.ago...the tipping culture really has got out of hand.
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Pete.
I mean, I just crastinate; crastination is fine for me, I'm pretty sure I could turn 'pro' one day, (when I get all this other stuff done).
He orders a sandwich, and when he is finished he pulls out a gun, fires it into the air and walks out the door. A man exclaims "What the hell was that about!" and the bartender says "that's typical of pandas." He pulls out an encyclopedia and opens it to the panda section. "See it says right here, 'eats shoots and leaves'"
The funnel will be held tomato.
Idk who they are—I haven't met them either.
when it's down, you've got 2 of them.
Red Hot Chilli Preppers.
But she turned the other cheek!
The bear says, “Hello, Mr. Rabbit” Rabbit: “Hello, Mr. Bear” Bear: “Sir, may I ask you a personal question?” Rabbit: “Certainly, Mr. Bear” Bear: “Mr. Rabbit, do you find you have an issue with shit sticking to your fur?” Rabbit: “Why no, Mr. Bear, I do not have a problem with shit sticking to my fur” So the bear picks up the rabbit and wipes his ass with him.
...is marriage. You can't be too careful these days.
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